Cheap Skateboards
You know how when you’re grocery shopping and there’s the mouthwash with the brand name and then, right next to it, the one with the grocery store’s logo on it for like half the price? Or when you get to the end of the cereal aisle and it goes from tall, shiny boxes with smiling cartoon characters to the sad, crumbly cereal in plastic bags with no recognizable cartoons on them? Well, you may not know this but those pathetic crumbs in the plastic bags are just as delicious, they’re just cheaper because they don’t have to pay the animated celebrity to endorse their marshmallows.
We use the same philosophy for our cereal after we grind it up and make it into skateboards. The benefit for you, the consumer, is that you can get a quality complete that will skate the same as any other board we stock but at a cost that nearly everyone can afford. Our goal is to make skateboarding’s basic necessities available to all, despite their economic situation so we trim off any and all extra costs that’d normally go towards things like designing intricate board graphics or, ya know, funding zero-gravity market research in outer space with albino koala bears (notoriously overpriced).